Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, cycling enthusiasts, and serial rubberneckers, gather ’round! It’s that time of year again, when we all get ready to hop on our trusty two-wheeled steeds and embark on the greatest cycling adventure of the year. No, we’re not talking about the actual Tour de France. Please, that’s for over-caffeinated, spandex-clad professionals with more time than sense. We’re talking about our very own, infinitely superior, and unquestionably more enjoyable alternative: Le Tour de Couch Potato.
What can you expect from our cycling adventure? Well, for starters, we’re replacing grueling hill climbs with leisurely jaunts to local breweries. Instead of breakneck sprints, we’ll be pausing for photo ops with local livestock.
As the so-called “pros” continue their valiant quest for victory, we’ll be busy enjoying the best of what the Couch Potato has to offer, all from the comfort of our well-worn saddles. And let’s not forget the most important part: our fellow riders, who understand that life is too short to take anything too seriously—especially a bike ride.
Dust off your helmets, pump up your tires, and join us for a cycling adventure unlike any other. Register now, fellow cycling potatoes, and we’ll see you at the starting line!
Happy Pedaling,
Madam Tuber
Le Tour de Couch Potato® 
just realized i filled out the form with my nickname geezergirl ….and didn’t include my non nickname barbara grandberg…..aka marshmallow fluff potato ….sorry….my gi doctor said i had to eliminate coffee/caffeine so i’m spacier than usual :0
thanks again for organizing :~]
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