Le Tour de Couch Potato 2025

Final Report

The Tour is done, the roads gone still,
Our pedals quiet, but hearts still thrill.
From couch to cruiser, miles were earned—
And yes, dear spuds, some seats were burned.

One hundred miles: the sacred quest,
A spuddy badge for all who pressed.
133 brave Official Potatoes rose,
With Lycra dreams and mashed-up toes.

Together now, let’s raise a fry—
We spudded out and reached the sky!
22,344.7 miles we rode,
On trails, in gyms, and the occasional road.

🎖️ Mythical Patata? A legend true,
543.75—a ride few could do.
Duchess Potato and Madam Tuber? Stars!
They’ve finished all 15 Tours—bravo, by far!

Home Fries landed with a perfect score—
100 miles—not less, not more.
Precision, style, and just the right pace,
A fry-shaped ribbon in first-place grace.

But not all tubers made the climb…
Some spuds just ran out of time.
To 70 DUD SPUDS, we gently frown—
Your couches kept you sticking down.
Next year awaits, so don’t lose hope—
We know you’ll train (and maybe cope 😉).

So hats off now to every ride,
To pedal power and spuddy pride.
To friends, to fries, to miles galore—
Le Tour will roll again once more.

Until then, spuds, recover well,
From calf cramps, gear shifts, tales to tell.
You earned your carbs—so dip that tot,
And never forget: YOU SPUDDED A LOT.

🥔🚴‍♀️💛
See you in 2026 — same couch, more cardio.

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Happy Pedaling,

Madam Tuber