2026 Registration is Open!

To all Pedaling Potatoes,

It’s that magical time of year again when we dust off our bikes, squeeze back into our cycling shorts (or at least attempt to), and set off on the greatest cycling adventure known to mankind. No, not the Tour de France – we’re talking about the far more prestigious Le Tour de Couch Potato 2026.

Registration is now open, and we’re ready for another season of questionable athletic decisions, friendly competition, and convincing ourselves that riding to the mailbox totally counts as training.

Returning riders: If you participated in 2025—whether you completed the full challenge or only logged a portion of the miles—you have already been registered for 2026. No forms, no paperwork, no excuses. Please take a quick look at the registration list to confirm your name is there. If something looks wrong, reach out to me or Duchess Potato and we’ll get it sorted out.

For everyone else, now’s your chance to join the peloton of potatoes and sign up for another year of riding, laughing, and proving that couch potatoes can, in fact, travel great distances when properly motivated.

See you on the road.

Registration

Rules

Happy Pedaling,

Madam Tuber